Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Found an Old Book That...

Just Needs A Rewrite and then Ronni's Books is Releasing It!


You can Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features the first full legnth books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).

 

SRS CINEMA really wants you to enter the  AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master has been turned in and reviewed with flying colors. Finishing up the delivery and then it's on to the next!


Did you know Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley was back! Sadly, it was taken AGAIN. Take a movie, leave a movie, or take all the movies! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers coming as soon as we get the new one up! Just figure it out...


THE FRONTROOMS is HERE!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...

- Trailer

- Deleted Scenes

- Commentary Track

For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here. 


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is a hit on Blu-ray! Grab it here! It should be streaming shortly and as soon as it is we will let you know. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way! 

 

You can view MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

Outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy! Current title is TAKING REUVEN TO SHUL but it might be called LIFE'S IMPERFECT.

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is currently being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Second Verse Same As the First


 

Well FreeBlockbuster Fountain Valley has been taken AGAIN!

 

Read Ronni's Books for FREE on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME plus more. It also features the first full legnth books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).

 

SRS CINEMA wants you to enter the  AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master has been turned in and reviewed with flying colors. What's next? We shall see!


Did you know Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley was back! Sadly, it was taken AGAIN. Take a movie, leave a movie, or take all the movies! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers coming as soon as we get the new one up! 


THE FRONTROOMS is HERE!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...

- Trailer

- Deleted Scenes

- Commentary Track

For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here. 


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is on Blu-ray NOW! Grab it here! It should be streaming shortly and as soon as it is we will let you know. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way! 

 

View MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

UPDATE is finished and being shown around.  I am hard at work outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is still being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is OUT on Blu-ray!

 

It's Yours Now!

 

Grab AMITYVILLE BACKPACK on Blu-ray HERE!

 

You can read Ronni's Books on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, and MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME to start. It also features the first two books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).

 

SRS CINEMA invites you to enter the  AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! The master has been turned in for review. Waiting to see if it's approved.


Did you know Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is back! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers! 


THE FRONTROOMS is coming for you!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...

- Trailer

- Deleted Scenes

- Commentary Track

For this movie, I wanted to go a little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery. Check out the INDIEGOGO here. 


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is on Blu-ray! Grab it here! It should be streaming shortly after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way! 


You can watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

UPDATE is DONE! Writing the logline and synopsis to start showing it around. Currently, I am outlining my next script which is going to be a comedy!

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is still being rewritten and hopefully released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Out With the Old Projects... In With Some New Ones!

Plan to Make An Animated Film About the Drug Industry!

 

 

Subscribe to Ronni's Books on Substack! There's chapters of books, whole books and more! It features the first 2 chapters of VAMPOINDEXTER, HERMANDIBLE, ANNA TOUCANA, MOTHCATCHER AND HALLOWEEN COSTUME, and ATTACK OF THE DRONE to start. It also features the first two books in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE SERIES (1984-1985).

 

SRS CINEMA invite you to enter the  AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS right here! This one is finishing up so get in while the getting is good!

 

Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley is going strong! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. There are new DVDs, a new paint job (of sorts) , and new Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley stickers! 


THE FRONTROOMS is will be here soon!! The DVD and Blu-ray will have...

- Trailer

- Deleted Scenes

- Commentary Track

For this movie, I went little light on the supplemental features to help create an aura of mystery around this creepy project. Check out the INDIEGOGO here. 


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is being packed onto a Blu-ray shortly! It should be streaming after that as well. Did you know for the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way! 


You can watch MANSPLAINED here for FREE on TUBI TV! Grab the MANSPLAINED DVD HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. Watch a review of it HERE.


Rewrites for books 5 and 6 of a new series with Saddleback Publishing should be coming any day now!

 

UPDATE is done! Currently, I am writing the logline and synopsis for it then it's a small break and I will begin outlining my next script! It will be a comedy.

 

The MY MOM, THE CHAMPION rewrite goes splendidly. It should hopefully be released from Ronni's Books in April. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. Early chapters will make their way to the Ronni's Books Substack.


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...