Sometimes Status Quo Is What's Happening

 

It's Good To Take Time Out And Notice Things...

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight, and the effects that has on them both. Excited to be writing another boxing book, however, it is a little slow in the going due to working on other things.

 

The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! Recently worked out the locations and props I need. This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way. More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!

Watch the MANSPLAINED trailer here. The master has been turned in and accepted by the distributor The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Many thanks to everyone who donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

UPDATE still being typed up. It should be all typed up in June and hopefully rewritten in July. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

The MANSPLAINED Trailer and More!

 

Listen to the Ronni's Books Podcast on Spotify and Apple Podcasts

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is a bit slow in the going, but I should get it done shortly. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both. Excited to be writing another boxing book!

 

The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! I'm currently working out the locations and what props I need. This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 500% funded which is just amazing to me! Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way.

Watch the MANSPLAINED trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Many thanks to everyone who donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

UPDATE is slow in being typed up. However, it is still on track to be ready for rewrites by the middle of June. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Writing and New Forms of Writing

 

George, Curtis and I Before Broadcasting the show from Fight Club OC.

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION outline is going quite well. It should be done in a week or two. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both. Excited to be writing another boxing book!

 

The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 500% funded which is just amazing to me! Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way.

MANSPLAINED master has been accepted and the trailer will be posted here next week. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Many thanks to everyone who donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

UPDATE is being typed up. It is still on track to be ready for rewrites by the middle of June. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Mansplained is Done... Onto Amityville Backpack!

A Shot from Mansplained. Coming Soon on Blu-ray and Streaming!

Still working on the MY MOM, THE CHAMPION outline. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both.

 

The AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign has closed! Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 500% funded which is just amazing to me! Thank you to everyone who contributed or cared in any way.

MANSPLAINED has been sent to SRS CINEMA. Currently, I am waiting to hear if the master has been accepted. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

UPDATE is still being typed up. It's going really well and it should be all typed up and ready for rewrites by the middle of June. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

The Writing Goes On...

 

Me and Isaac. Best pals forever.

Working on the MY MOM, THE CHAMPION outline. It's about a girl whose mom is out of boxing, but then gets a big a fight and the effects that has on them both. Currently narrowing the scope of the outline, but I hope to have it in shape soon. 

 

Join the AMITYVILLE BACKPACK Indiegogo campaign! Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and more! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media. It is over 400% funded which is just amazing to me!

MANSPLAINED is being edited and tweaked so it should be ready to send to SRS CINEMA in the next two weeks.  We are almost there! This time next week, I will be working on the extras. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT I think you can still be involved. Many thanks to everyone donated, shared, or just plain cared to check it out.

 

The longhand version of UPDATE is being typed up. It's going really well and it should be all typed up and ready for rewrites by the end of this month. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.