Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Writing Is An Interesting Thing to Do With All Your Time

 

The character of Gerry in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE books and the movies 1985-1986 and COOL SUMMER is based on German Utria. Interview coming soon.




SRS CINEMA and Ronni's Books invites you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!

 

Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now! 

 

There looks like there might be a novelization of one of my movies not adapted by me. More on this as it develops but I will make the movie available here, once I know more! As a hint, it's currently available on Blu-ray and on Tubi.

 

THE FRONTROOMS is currently adding all the perks and then it's just editing and refining. It should run 73 minutes or so. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here. 


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK has ALL the deliverables for the Blu-ray release turned in. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!


Stream MANSPLAINED here! Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! I also like the standard DVD that seems to have a character on it that's NOT in the movie. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

Just turned in the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! Now rewriting the third book in the series and before that I turned in a rewrite of the second book in the series. I love it!

 

The UPDATE rewrite is still slow going mainly because I am essentially rewriting 3 books right now. I will get back on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done.

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Rewrite City

I thought this was a good shot so I tempted fate and took it.


 

SRS CINEMA and Ronni's Books wants you to enter the AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!

 

Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now! 

 

THE FRONTROOMS is about 3/4's of the way edited. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here. 


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK has nearly all the deliverables for the Blu-ray release turned in. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!


Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! I also like the standard DVD that seems to have a character on it that's NOT in the movie. Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

Still rewriting the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! It should be turned in in a couple of days. They also sent me some books from a new series by Jennifer Liss. Find out about it HERE. It is AWESOME!

 

The UPDATE is slow going mainly because I am essentially rewriting 3 books right now. I will get back on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done.

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

I Love This Time of Year

A Rainy Night At Trust Records


AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS is getting made with SRS CINEMA handling all worldwide rights! Get involved here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!

 

Stop by Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now! 

 

THE FRONTROOMS is about 1/2 way edited. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here. 


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK has nearly all the deliverables for the Blu-ray release turned in. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!


Pick Up the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

Re-writing the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! They also sent me some books from a new series by Jennifer Liss. Find out about it HERE. It is AWESOME!

 

The UPDATE rewrite keeps going. I just need to work on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up. Two and half more rewrites to go and it is done. 


Recently sent out a longer synopsis of GUESTS to a director. They are showing it to their producers so let’s see what happens. It’s easily one of the most commercial things I’ve ever done.

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Stuff and More Stuff

AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS is happening with SRS CINEMA! Get involved here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!

 

Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It's up now!

 

THE FRONTROOMS is being edited. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is done. The master has been turned in and approved. Currently finishing up the special features. For the first time in DVD/Blu-ray history there is going to be an interview with a killer backpack! The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!


Grab the MANSPLAINED Blu-ray HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

Writing the fourth book in the new series for Saddleback Publishing! They also sent me some books from a new series by Jennifer Liss. Find out about it HERE. It is AWESOME!

 

The UPDATE rewrite keeps going. I just need to work on it consistently. Currently reading this to help bump it up.

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. Now it needs... what else? A rewrite! This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...

Wednesday, November 1, 2023

AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS!

 

Join the INDIEGOGO for AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS!

Making AMITYVILLE BACKROOMS with SRS CINEMA! You can get involved here! This is going to be a very interesting merging of old and new horror ideas, and I am extremely excited to make this film!

 

Visit Free Blockbuster Fountain Valley! Take a movie, leave a movie, or not! Check the site for location. It should be up soon!

 

THE FRONTROOMS editing is moving along. This is going to be an extremely moody slow burn. Many thanks to everyone who has supported it thus far! Check out the INDIEGOGO here.


AMITYVILLE BACKPACK is done. The master has been turned in and approved.  The Indiegogo campaign has closed! This is going to be a fun movie along the lines of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Just click this LINK to find out about this fun, oddball film, all the perks, and get involved in some way! Even if you can't get involved financially, please share the link on your social media.  More projects with SRS Cinema on the way!


The MANSPLAINED Blu-ray is available HERE. They look GREAT! Watch the trailer here. The INDIEGOGO has closed, BUT you can still get perks from the movie like Blu-rays, shirts, etc. Watch a review of it HERE.

 

Turned in the rewrites of the second and third books for Saddleback Publishing! Today, I started the outline for the fourth.

 

The UPDATE rewrite has resumed. Currently reading this to help bump it up. I just need to be diligent and I can get this done by the end of the year.

 

MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is DONE. This boxing book is about a girl whose mom is a boxer, and what happens when she gets another title shot. It will be rewritten once the new project with Saddleback is done!


In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them directly from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.


Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

HERMANDIBLE is now available HERE. Once MY MOM, THE CHAMPION is done, I plan to write another book that is unrelated to the VAMPOINDEXTER/BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE worlds. It might even be a love story. Then I will restart both those book series.


About HERMANDIBLE:

 
Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?


HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. As this will be 12 books in one (like the release of THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1984-1985), I might break it up with the Vampoindexter, Hermandible and Anna Toucana books. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.


Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!


Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.


Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Toying with the idea of writing certain books that will only be published online. I think the first one could be the combined VAMPOINDEXTER/ANNA TOUCANA/HERMANDIBLE book...