Closing Out The Year With Hermandible and Other Things!

 

Myself and Mike Hartsfield on the set of DEATH TOILET 5.

UPDATE is done in longhand form. I am getting a different script prepared to direct in February. Once it is in a set place, I am going to jump back into UPDATE. It should be a few weeks at the most.

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Going into HERMANDIBLE for the third and final rewrite!

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE is done. One more rewrite to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

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UPDATE Is Almost Done!

 

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UPDATE should be finished (in a rough, longhand form) later this week! 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE is done. One more rewrite to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Organizing and Writing Longhand

North Carolina. My second home.

 

Organized ideas for my next book for Saddleback Educational Publishing. Going to submit it to them shortly.

UPDATE is on pace to be finished, in a rough, longhand form that needs to be typed up, in about 2 weeks.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE should done in the next 10 days. One more rewrite to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

New Book For Saddleback!

Last year celebrating Mr. Trout, Sr. with his family. The Trouts are great people.

Going to be doing a new book for Saddleback Educational Publishing! I should know more by next week but I'm really excited. I am always grateful to get to write for them.

 

UPDATE still goes well. Honestly, the scenes and dialogue aren't jolting me with excitement, but I find that usually comes when I move from writing the script longhand to typing it up.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE is moving along! It's over halfway done and this is the draft that characters usually get more fleshed out, and the story always seems to gel together better for some reason. One more to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

UPDATE and HERMANDIBLE Are Moving Along

 

Me and My G-dson Shawn In The Midst of Something.

UPDATE is going very well. I am about done with the first act. UPDATE is a horror movie about a girl trying to go on better dates and she ends up on a REALLY bad one.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE is moving along! It's almost halfway done and this is the draft that characters get more fleshed out, and the story always seems to gel together better for some reason. One more to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

HERMANDIBLE Rewrite #1 is Done!

 

My neighbor Mr. Tullai on his 90th Birthday! Great guy who keeps getting greater!

UPDATE is being written! The outline is as done as it needs to be so the writing has begun. UPDATE is a horror movie about a girl trying to go on better dates and she ends up on a REALLY bad one.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

Well... first draft of HERMANDIBLE is ALMOST done! It's really close so I figured I'd say it was. Two more to go (and they should go much quicker) and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Moving Along and Along...

 

Working on a new script, book, and other movie projects. Just not in this picture.

The UPDATE outline needed another week. I had hoped to have it done in a week, but I've decided it's better to get the outline in a good place as opposed to meeting a self-imposed deadline. Once it is done, I am going to try and type up the script and hopefully make it available in early 2023. UPDATE is a horror movie about a girl trying to go on better dates and she ends up on a REALLY bad one.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

The first draft of HERMANDIBLE is almost done! It is being worked on daily. Two more to go and it will be done and ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Update Outline and Hermandible

 

From the Set of DEATH TOILET 5! Order All Ronni's Books from Amazon or Directly From Ronni's Books!

The UPDATE outline has begun and it should be done next week. I plan to write the script in longhand after that. Then it will be typed up and made available in early 2023. It is a horror movie about a girl trying to go on better dates and she ends up on a REALLY bad one.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

Hermandible is now being worked on daily. I am about done with the first rewrite. Two more to go and it will be done and ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

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My next script, UPDATE, should be getting started soon. It is a horror movie about a girl trying to go on better dates and she ends up on a REALLY bad one.

 

Hermandible is still going a bit slower than I would like but it will be done before the end of the year. The script that I am working on (that's currently taking its place), should be done this weekend or so. That will allow me to get HERMANDIBLE on more of a schedule. Currently, I am on Chapter 4 of the rewrite.

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

The Writing Goes On...

The HERMANDIBLE rewrite is now on Chapter 3 but sadly...

 

It's still going a bit slower than I would like but it will be done before the end of the year. The script that I am working on (that's currently taking its place), should be done this weekend or so. That will allow me to get HERMANDIBLE on more of a schedule.

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

As far as scripts go... It looks like I'm going to write a script for a distributor that I am also going to direct. After that, before I write the horror/thriller 233, I think I'm going to write a comedy about a dad of some sort.

 

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.