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My next script, UPDATE, should be getting started soon. It is a horror movie about a girl trying to go on better dates and she ends up on a REALLY bad one.

 

Hermandible is still going a bit slower than I would like but it will be done before the end of the year. The script that I am working on (that's currently taking its place), should be done this weekend or so. That will allow me to get HERMANDIBLE on more of a schedule. Currently, I am on Chapter 4 of the rewrite.

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

The Writing Goes On...

The HERMANDIBLE rewrite is now on Chapter 3 but sadly...

 

It's still going a bit slower than I would like but it will be done before the end of the year. The script that I am working on (that's currently taking its place), should be done this weekend or so. That will allow me to get HERMANDIBLE on more of a schedule.

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

As far as scripts go... It looks like I'm going to write a script for a distributor that I am also going to direct. After that, before I write the horror/thriller 233, I think I'm going to write a comedy about a dad of some sort.

 

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Hermandible and A Screenplay

 

Myself and MMA Superstar Curtis Millender with the DVD for Haymaker. A film he Co-Stars in!

The HERMANDIBLE rewrite has currently entered Chapter 2! 

 

It's going a bit slower than I would like but it will be done before the end of the year. The slow down is because I am working on a script for a distributor that I plan to shoot this year or early next year. I just need to lock down the lead and the location.

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

As far as scripts go... It looks like I'm going to write a script for a distributor that I am also going to direct. After that, before I write the horror/thriller 233, I think I'm going to write a comedy about a dad of some sort.

 

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

The Rewrite of HERMANDIBLE is Upon Me

 

Erol... the main character in THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE book and movie series!

Well... HERMANDIBLE has been written! 

 

Now, I will rewrite it 3 times and then I will lay it out and get it published.

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

As far as scripts go... It looks like I'm going to write a script for a distributor that I am also going to direct. After that, before I write the horror/thriller 233, I think I'm going to write a comedy about a dad of some sort.

 

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

The First Draft of Hermandible Will Be Done This Time Next Week!

 

The Neighborhood.

Chapter 7 of HERMANDIBLE has been written. Only 3 more to go and there will be a first draft! I thought it would take longer for it to be completed, but here we are and I look forward to getting this book done and published.

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

As far as scripts go... It looks like I'm going to write a script for a distributor that I am also going to direct. After that, before I write the horror/thriller 233, I think I'm going to write a comedy about a dad of some sort.

 

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Chapter One of HERMANDIBLE Is (No Pun Intended) In The Books!

A Talk I Did With Saddleback Educational About A Bunch Of My Books in 2020

Chapter One of HERMANDIBLE is done. Only 9 more to go and we will have a first draft!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

As far as scripts go... It looks like I'm going to write a script for a distributor that I am also going to direct. After that, before I write the horror/thriller 233, I think I'm going to write a comedy about a dad of some sort.

 

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

The HERMANDIBLE Book Is About to Start

 

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The HERMANDIBLE outline is in the third draft. The first draft of the book should be written between now and this time next month.

 

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

 

As far as scripts go... It looks like I'm going to write a script for a distributor that I am also going to direct. After that, before I write the horror/thriller 233, I think I'm going to write a comedy about a dad of some sort.

 

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you watch and listen to me write (and probably eat!). Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.