New Saddleback Outline and Mansplained News!

 

Sometimes You Just Need To Stop And Enjoy Something Simple and Special.

Knee deep in a new outline for Saddleback Educational Publishing. Looking forward to seeing where this spooky thing goes...

Still preparing the MANSPLAINED script to be shot on February 18th. I have organized how I want to shoot it. Now I am just reviewing the script (as I play 4 roles in it), and I am about to start gathering the props. If you want to be involved in that movie's production click on the INDIEGOGO link and check it out! 

 

UPDATE will resume once that movie's shot. I'm actually doing some research and expanding that script in the meantime. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is done. It still needs to be formatted and then it will be time to be published. Most likely in late February as I am trying to focus my efforts on Mansplained and the new Saddleback project right now.

 

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

New Saddleback Project... Hermandible Next Month and More!

 

Boxing legend Roy Englebrecht and I shooting his scenes in Amityville Death Toilet.

About to sign another agreement for a book with Saddleback Educational Publishing. I am very excited because it's in a genre that I LOVE. More information soon...

Still preparing the MANSPLAINED script to be shot in exactly one month from today. If you want to be involved in that movie's production click on the INDIEGOGO link and check it out! 

 

UPDATE will resume once that movie's shot. I'm actually doing some research and expanding that script in the meantime. Currently reading this to help bump up the script.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is done. It still needs to be formatted and then it will be time to be published. Most likely in late February as I am trying to focus my efforts on Mansplained right now... and the new Saddleback project might elongate its release, BUT it won't be by much.

 

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies (lots of box office talk!), and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

HERMANDIBLE is DONE... Onto MANSPLAINED For A Bit!

 

Click the INDIEGOGO link and see what all the fun is about!

Still preparing the MANSPLAINED script to be shot next month. If you want to be involved in that movie's production click on the INDIEGOGO link and check it out! 

 

UPDATE will resume once that movie's shot. I'm actually doing some research and expanding that script in the meantime.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is done. It just needs to be formatted and then it will be time to be published. Most likely in late February as I am trying to focus my efforts on Mansplained right now.

 

About HERMANDIBLE:

 

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

MANSPLAINED, UPDATE, HERMANDIBLE and more!

Preparing the MANSPLAINED script to be shot next month. If you want to be involved in that movie's production click on the INDIEGOGO link and check it out! 

 

I will jump back into the rewrite of UPDATE once that movie's shot. I'm actually doing some research and expanding that script in the meantime.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

HERMANDIBLE is over halfway rewritten! Once that is done it will be ready to be published!

 

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

 

Closing Out The Year With Hermandible and Other Things!

 

Myself and Mike Hartsfield on the set of DEATH TOILET 5.

UPDATE is done in longhand form. I am getting a different script prepared to direct in February. Once it is in a set place, I am going to jump back into UPDATE. It should be a few weeks at the most.

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

Going into HERMANDIBLE for the third and final rewrite!

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE is done. One more rewrite to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books. I've actually very roughly outlined 15 books in a series featuring these characters.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

UPDATE Is Almost Done!

 

New Episode Every Saturday on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

 

UPDATE should be finished (in a rough, longhand form) later this week! 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE is done. One more rewrite to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.

Organizing and Writing Longhand

North Carolina. My second home.

 

Organized ideas for my next book for Saddleback Educational Publishing. Going to submit it to them shortly.

UPDATE is on pace to be finished, in a rough, longhand form that needs to be typed up, in about 2 weeks.

 

In addition to making Ronni's Books available on Amazon, you can also order them direct from us. Just contact RonnisBooksPodcast@gmail.com. All books are $5 plus shipping.

 

The second draft of HERMANDIBLE should done in the next 10 days. One more rewrite to go and it will be ready to be published!

About HERMANDIBLE:

Nobody pays attention to Herman Gonzalez. His mouth always gets him in trouble. Then he gets stung by a bee and suddenly his mouth gives him special powers in the form of giant mandibles. Can Herman live with his new power? Or, will his mouth once again get him in trouble?

HERMANDIBLE is part of a 3 book series. The first 3 books will feature standalone stories (Vampoindexter and Anna Toucanna are the first two). HERMANDIBLE is the third one. Then, once the characters are established in those books, I'm going to start combining them into a bunch of new books.

 

After that, I plan to write 1985-1986 which will be a novelization of this film I made. More on that later...

  

Order VAMPOINDEXTER here.

Anna Toucana is out! Order it here!

Anna Ramphistad doesn't like anything about herself. She thinks she's too tall, her nose is too big and she feels like she's too awkward to have any friends. Then she realizes that she has some amazing powers - the powers of a toucan! This allows her to discover that who she is is just fine.

 

Order my books from Saddleback Educational Publishing HERE.

Once again, new episodes of the Ronni's Books podcast are available every Saturday! Some weeks I read one of my books until it’s complete. Other weeks you will listen to me write, talk about movies, and probably eat! Listen to the most recent one here! 

 

Order all my books on Amazon HERE.